Friday, October 17, 2014

Empty Nest Newbies

      Saying goodbye to your kids when they leave the family nest for college is a deeply emotional experience for most parents.  If your son or daughter is a freshman this year, you’re probably still trying to adjust to your new life as an empty nester.  All of your guidance (aka worrying, nagging) and encouragement throughout the gauntlet of college applications has made the dream come true. No more SAT prep. No more agonizing over whether it’s better to take AP courses or go for the higher GPA in regular courses.  Gone is the pressure to find the perfect assortment of extra-curricular activities, summer internships and community service in order to write an outstanding college essay. What a relief, THAT’s over and yet, how can you NOT miss the baby you’ve loved and nurtured for 18 years? The adorable toddler you dropped off at nursery school has emerged from adolescence (hopefully) and is on his/her way to adulthood.

     Many newbie empty nesters might be wondering whether their son or daughter is happy at college. Is he making new friends?  Is she getting along with her new room-mate?  How are his classes? Is she studying enough? Partying too much? Maybe you’re sad because your son doesn’t call unless he’s in trouble or needs money.  Or worse, maybe your child is calling home too often, lonely, anxious or unhappy.  Going away to college is a BIG transition as well as a milestone for the whole family. It’s natural to grieve, but how can parents move on?

     There are many ways to adjust to an empty nest if you focus on the freedom and opportunities a child’s departure provides.  If you’re a single parent, maybe it’s time to start dating.  A stay-at-home parent can go back to an old career or start a new one.  Married parents can enjoy greater intimacy as a couple (or separate if they’ve stayed together just for the sake of the kids).  Weekends no longer revolve around children’s activities.  Parents are free to go to museums, plays, movies or a walk in the park on the spur of the moment.  And instead of policing homework, TV time, and video games during the week nights, Mom and Dad can go out for a romantic evening or meet friends on a Wednesday—now that it’s no longer a “school night.”
      Although my twins Max and Sarah left for college five years ago (and have since graduated), I remember what it felt like to be a newbie empty nester as if it happened five minutes ago. With both twins leaving for their respective colleges only a day apart, I experienced instant empty nest.  The first night Henry and I sat down to dinner with only half a family, our dining area felt like a mausoleum.    

      Deadly quiet, isn’t it?” Henry remarked sadly.

      “Yes,” I sighed, “but somehow we’ll have to get used to it.”
      “I guess that means we’ll have to talk to each other.”  He smiled.

        And I smiled back.

      Actually, we made the transition pretty quickly.  That first year as empty nesters my husband and I went to more rock concerts than any other time in our marriage.  We saw the Rolling Stones, Elton John, Paul McCartney and Rod Stewart.  I started to feel more like a teenage groupie than a middle-aged mom.  We went out for dinner sometimes during the week and went shopping for ourselves on the weekends.
      Henry missed the whirlwind weekends with the kids more than I did as a stay-at-home Mom who saw them 24/7.   He loved coaching Max’s Little League baseball and football games on Saturdays. And he cherished his father/daughter brunches with Sarah when he taught her French and then took her for swimming lessons.  At the same time, he worried about me losing my identity and falling apart.  What would a stay-at-home mother of twins do in my newly empty nest? 

      Plenty, as it turns out.  I went back to writing—my first love.  I decided to write a memoir about raising my unusual twins—a daughter on the autistic spectrum and a son with mild ADHD who needed open-heart surgery at age three.  During my kids’ college years, I wrote (and rewrote) Picture Perfect Family in Monday night workshops with Jacob Miller, attended writers’ conferences and started my blog, The Never-Empty Nest, in 2012. (Check out my interview about Empty Nesters today on Fox 5 News with Ernie Anastos at 6 PM or on  Apparently there are lots of fellow empty-nesters writing blogs and memoirs, according to “The Empty-Nest Book Hatchery” in The New York Times 10/12/14 Sunday “Styles Section.” Better jump on board before the trend turns into a cliché.

     In some ways, having kids in college gives parents the best of both worlds.  You still see them during vacations without having the day-to-day responsibilities.  Plus with today’s technology, it’s easy to stay in touch via text, email and Skype.  Most baby boomer parents will remember that during their own college days, communication with Mom and Dad meant using a telephone—maybe even one of those obsolete phone BOOTHS that our kids don’t even remember. If you’re lucky—as Henry and I have been—your kids will invite you up to visit after Freshman Parents’ Weekend.  Max joined Vassar’s rugby team, so Henry, Sparky (our now-deceased Norwich terrier) and I were all able to watch our son’s home games.  It was a lot of fun (except when Max was carried off the field with a twisted ankle).  Even more fun (for me) was watching Max perform in his sketch comedy group, laughing AND feeling proud when the rest of the audience howled at his jokes.
      We didn’t see Sarah as much because Landmark College in Putney, VT was 4 ½ hours away from New York City as compared with the much easier 2 hour drive to Vassar. Still, we went to see her perform in a play and listened to her sing in her choral group.  In between, she sent us long emails and talked to us on the phone more often than Max did.  Little by little, we all got used to new rhythms in the days and months that followed, as all four of us moved forward with our lives.

       And before you know it, your children are graduating!  Some of them will have jobs and move out of the nest for good.  Others (including mine) boomerang back into their childhood rooms while they look for jobs and spend more and more time sleeping at boyfriend’s and girlfriend’s apartments. College is only the beginning of an empty nest, a four year transition.  But don’t worry.  By the time they graduate from college, separation may feel more comfortable for EVERYONE than a return to full-time togetherness. My best advice to empty nest newbies: Enjoy your children’s college years—their freedom and yours—as you watch them spread their wings.


Friday, October 3, 2014

Empty Nest Dads

     When kids leave home, do fathers feel worse than mothers these days?  That was the question explored by “Sad Dads in the Empty Nest” in Sunday’s New York Times (9/21/14).  According to the article, the empty nest transition for dads has become harder than ever because fathers play a more important role in family life than they once did. No longer the sole breadwinners (as they were in the 1950s), fathers spend more time with their children and thus (perhaps) feel a greater loss at separation.  At the same time, the definitions of masculinity have evolved to allow men to admit to greater feelings of sadness.

     During the 1950’s, 66% of kids under 15 lived in two-parent families with the father providing all the financial support.  In today’s world, that number has dwindled to 22%, according to a study released by the Council on Contemporary Families.  Furthermore, the Pew Research Center reported that the number of stay-at-home fathers almost doubled from 1.1 million in 1989 to 2 million in 2012, and 48% of dads would stay home if they could afford it.  Men’s identities have broadened and deepened to include being caregivers: feeding, bathing and ferrying their kids to playdates and sporting events. If fathers are forming more intimate bonds with their offspring, is it fair to wonder whether an empty nest is harder on fathers than mothers, as Liza Mundy, author of the Times article, suggests?
     Yes and no.  I agree with the author that the empty nest provides mothers greater respite from the exhaustion of child-rearing than fathers.  It’s unnecessary to consult statistics to know that most women who work full-time, still do most of the household chores and have less time for leisure activities.  Essentially, the majority of women work a double shift; they work full-time and yet also prepare more meals, clean the house more often, and still spend as much or more time with their kids than 60’s moms.  No longer simply bereft housewives of the 50’s and 60’s, today’s moms experience freedom as well as sadness when children grow up and move out. Dads, on the other hand, have the same amount of work, but miss the presence of their children, coaching Little League, and other shared hobbies. 

     An empty nest offers women an opportunity to take better care of themselves and a chance to reinvent themselves: start a new career or put more time into current work. But have the sexes really traded places emotionally? I don’t think so. 

     Family arrangements are so varied and complicated today, that it’s impossible to say that one  gender parent feels sadder than the other when children move out of the family nest.  How does the increasing number of single parents (both male and female) feel? What about gay parents? Or the parents of children with special needs?  And shouldn’t we consider the feelings of parents from different parts of the world, with their varied cultures, values, and religious beliefs?  Surely—and sadly—socio-economic status plays a role in how parents feel when their kids become independent.  Wealthier parents who have been assisted by nannies, housekeepers and chauffeurs might well feel differently  from their single, poorer counterparts who work 24/7 as breadwinners and caretakers.  I’m betting there’s a sliding scale of ambivalence—a mixture of sadness, pride, relief and anxiety—about an empty nest that will be affected by all of the above factors and many others.
     What about the maturity level of the children who depart? How do moms and dads feel about where their kids are going to college?  My guess is that parents who believe their kids are solidly competent, responsible and attending an elite school, will feel differently from those of us with children who are still struggling with school work and life skills.  Many so-called professionals had told me that my daughter Sarah, on the autistic spectrum, would never be able to go to college, so when I watched Sarah graduate from Pace last spring, I’m pretty sure I felt greater joy (and relief) than most parents with neurotypical children.  Of course I missed my daughter when she was living at college, and I worried (with good reason) about whether she would succeed academically and socially.  But, in some ways I think Henry felt worse. It had taken him longer to bond with our difficult daughter, so he cherished the time he’d spent alone with her on Sundays, teaching her French at brunch and taking her for swimming lessons afterwards.  I’m the one who’d spent endless hours taking Sarah to doctors and therapists and overseeing her treatment, so I probably felt greater relief when Sarah left us with a big smile.  (Nevertheless, Henry and I both shed tears on the way home, though perhaps for different reasons).  However, Henry’s biggest concern was about me: with both twins leaving the nest at the same time, he  worried, I would lose my mind, or my purpose in life. Would I be bereft when my nest emptied?

  Hardly! Max left for college a day before Sarah.  After they were both gone, I began writing and never stopped. But before writing had come the mad scramble to get both kids ready for college, plus the nearly impossible task of getting my son to pack.  Max’s high school girlfriend was crying hysterically as she helped fold his clothing and practically held onto the wheels of our car as we departed.  I cried too.  I’d mistakenly allowed her to stay until the last minute, and ended up feeling deprived of those final moments to say my own special goodbye.  Since Max was going to Vassar—also my alma mater—I felt proud and excited that my son and I would share that college bond. Henry was thrilled with the idea of Max joining the rugby team.  Those at-home games supplied the perfect excuse for frequent college visits because, of course, we’d have to watch him play. For so many years, my husband had loved watching and coaching Max’s little league baseball, football and basketball games.  Vassar’s rugby games allowed Henry and me to hang onto those team sports days a little longer, mitigating our loss.

     By contrast, my neighbors— both working parents— whose only daughter is a junior at a Mid-western college, seem to have adjusted equally well to her departure.  I asked David, the father, how he felt having an empty nest.  Initial answer?  “Phenomenal.”  Quickly, he added: “Of course when we first hugged her goodbye, I missed her terribly.  I knew life would never be the same. But now we don’t have to go to soccer games in two leagues every weekend.  We ‘re free to go to museums, relax…it’s an evolution.”  Beside him, his wife nodded and smiled her agreement.

     Emptying the nest—whether for college or after graduation—also has a big impact on marriages.  Like other significant transitions (retirement and illness),  an empty nest offers couples more time alone together, which can then lead to greater intimacy or divorce.  According to the New York Times, the divorce rate for Americans over 50 has more than doubled since 1990, with many remarrying for the second or third time.  These multiple marriages tend to be fragile because of the extra strain of extended family relationships,
     The question of whether dads grieve more than moms over an empty nest is impossible to answer.  Depends on who you ask, what their relationships are like with each other and their kids, among many other factors. Much has (and probably will be) written on the subject. (See my book review of Emptying the Nest in “Nest Negotiations, 8/15/14).  For over a year, I’ve written 75 posts for The Never-Empty Nest but sometimes I feel like I’m just getting started.


Friday, September 26, 2014

Nest Renewal

     How will our family move forward into the future now that Max has moved out of our Second Avenue nest and into a Brooklyn studio with his girlfriend?  Henry and I seriously considered moving to a two bedroom apartment in a better building with amenities, like more than one consistently working elevator, some lobby furniture, and air conditioning that doesn’t break down on the hottest days.  Maybe we could even enjoy the view out our window, (anything would be better than 2nd Ave).   Now that we need one less bedroom, maybe we could even save some money, while enjoying better views, a health club or even a roof deck and pool.  (A nest-hunting mom can’t help dreaming, right?).

     Eagerly, Henry and I spent a few Saturdays looking at two bedroom rental apartments on Manhattan’s Upper East Side. Not in the super fancy buildings on Park and 5th Avenue, but the more moderately priced postwar buildings east of Second Avenue between First and East End Avenue in the 70’s and 80’s.  What we found was not inspiring:  small rooms, high prices and a dearth of closet space  in buildings boasting locations near playgrounds we no longer needed.  Yes, there were health clubs, elegant lobby furniture and working elevators to deliver me quickly to my prospective new home. Trouble was there’d be no space to hang up my coat once I entered the apartment. I knew from experience the tiny entry closet would be stuffed to the gills with overflow from the too-small bedroom closets. And what if I felt like a bath? After schlepping those extra blocks east to the less expensive buildings, I’d have to settle for a shower in the tubless (??) master bathroom. 

As for fabulous views, the only apartment with a balcony facing the river turned out to be one floor too low to clear the trees. Like in a “Curb Your Enthusiasm” episode, the “view” was obscured, and—of course—nothing was available on a higher floor. The real estate broker promised to call us if a similar apartment came on the market with an unobstructed view. But he also warned that an apartment on a higher floor would probably be a lot more expensive; we’d have to “grab it” because “the rental market is hot, hot, hot!”  

     Hot or not, the lease renewal on our current apartment required surprisingly small rent increases for one or two years.  When Henry called the managing agent to discuss our half-empty nest situation and  possible desire to move, he learned that the landlord “would be thrilled for us to leave the apartment whenever we want." Over the course of our 23 years in this building, our rent has been alternately destabilized and re-stabilized—due to mysterious changes in the law.  Happily, we are stabilized for the moment. 

     Q: “What happens if we sign a two year lease and decide we want to move before it’s over?”  
     A:  “Go and good riddance.” The landlord will be glad to rent out our apartment at market rate (probably close to $2000 more than we’re currently paying).  In rent stabilized apartment buildings, being loyal tenants for 23 years is not an advantage.

     The good news is that we now have the unexpected luxury of choice.  We have an affordable, spacious apartment in a less-than-wonderful building, two years to look around for a home we like better, and the landlord’s blessing to leave any time. (How lucky is that in Manhattan)? Without any hesitation, we signed a two-year lease. 

     I was disappointed at first, after longing so deeply for change. But as soon as I decided to convert Max’s cluttered bedroom into a cozy den, I began to feel better. Last Sunday afternoon, Henry and I spent hours cleaning out the mish-mash of tangled electrical cords, broken Xbox, GameCube and all the other antiquated games that went with them.  Out went clothing stained with holes and several sizes too small. We unearthed old baseball uniforms stuffed into the wall unit along with crumpled high school papers, video cassettes, expired prescription drugs and—yes—empty condom packages.  Possessed by a relentless cleaning frenzy, I realized that if I kept dragging out garbage bags for long enough, I could finally get rid of Max’s ancient, creaky-drawered Bellini dresser. My son’s broken down twin bed (that had accommodated one girlfriend too many) could also be discarded, along with an old wooden desk that had recently collapsed under the weight of his beloved book collection.  Like Max, I love books and would never discard them. After I’ve rested up a few more days, I plan to gather the paperbacks and hardcovers from the floor and give them a place on our bookshelves. 

     Finally, after all the clean-up and rearranging, there will be an extra room in the nest.  Our new den will have a lovely convertible sofa bed, in case we have an overnight guest. (Or, heaven forbid, Max splits up with his girlfriend and bounces back.)  We’re planning to repaint the room, put in a new flat screen TV, add window blinds and lighting.  While Henry watches Monday night football in the bedroom, I can watch what I like on the new TV, chat on the phone without bothering him or nap in a quiet room. 

     Speaking of quiet, Sarah is starting to spend more nights at her boyfriend’s house. Often Henry and I are the only ones home.  We miss the kids sometimes, but after all, they ARE 23 (at least chronologically).   I can’t help but be thrilled—as well as relieved—that Sarah is keeping busy with her friends, her boyfriend and some part-time office work.  If anyone had told me 10 years ago that my daughter on the autistic spectrum would graduate from college, have a few close friends and a year-long relationship with a boyfriend, I’d have been delirious with joy.  But Sarah won’t be satisfied until she can move out (like her twin brother), and that’s a few years away at least.

     Still, I can’t help feeling that Henry and I are falling back to the future, planning new lives as a couple, looking at paint chips, and visiting furniture stores.  I’m looking forward to what comes next. Instead of the same old everything, we have the chance to add a few new feathers to our nest and create something different—something that addresses our needs as a couple. Didn’t we spend the last two decades running a “child-centered” nest?  Our twins aren’t even children anymore.  How many other parents out there feel entitled to taste just a little of the freedom and renewal our children feel as they begin to spread their wings and fly?

Friday, September 19, 2014

Rushing to Fall

     Although poets have often extolled the beauty of leaves changing in autumn, I’m in no rush for fall.  (Millions of school children agree with me). ABC’s Eyewitness News reports that autumn officially starts on Monday, September 22nd. But doesn’t it seem like fall weather crept up on us early this year?  Summer 2014 in New York City has been the coldest since 2004.  For the first time in 10 years, there hasn’t been a heat wave (three or more consecutive days of 90 degrees or above). Yes, it’s great to use the air conditioner less and save money on our electric bills. But what about the loss of gloriously warm beach days?  Chilling at the beach shouldn’t mean huddling under towels, wearing a sweatshirt, or having your lips turn blue after a frigid dip in the ocean. Guess we’ll have to wait until next summer for balmy beach days, unless you can afford a winter getaway to a tropical island.

     Do you find it depressing to wake up each day knowing that another minute of sunlight will be lost?  I do. Gradually and inevitably, our days will grow shorter and darker. One day in the not too distant future, daylight savings will be over and instead of enjoying an 8 PM sunset, people will be scurrying home from work in the dark at 5 PM.  No wonder there’s an actual disease—Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD!) for depression caused by the loss of sunlight.
     Sadly, the temperature has already dropped below 60 degrees on some days and has been below normal most days this August and September.  Now I’m forced to rearrange my closets (Ugh!), shift all the sundresses and white jeans to the back and move the black jeans, corduroys and jackets to the front. No more skipping out the door in my sandals and showing off the perfect pedicure.  Now socks have to be laundered, but at least it won’t matter if the polish is chipped on my big toe.  Alas, it’s time to unearth my shoes and boots, happily abandoned for the past three months.

     With temperatures prematurely cold and shifting dramatically through the day, how do you decide what to wear? It’s no longer enough to slip on a dress, grab a sweater (for air conditioning) and dash out the door. Now mental machinations must be performed before dressing every day.  If it’s 61 degrees at 9 AM, and the temperature shoots up to 73 degrees at noon, it might still plunge into the low 60s at 6 PM. No matter how you dress, being comfortable for the entire day is almost impossible—especially if you’re a 50-something like me and get cold easily. Obviously, the best solution is choosing the right fabric and taking an extra layer.                
      I can hardly believe that I’m even THINKING about layers and it’s only September! If temperatures continue to drop at this rate, New York will probably feel like Alaska by December. I know plenty of people—besides the poets—enjoy autumn.  Hiking and biking in crisp weather or driving to mountain resorts are delightful pastimes for all nature lovers and outdoorsy types.  Although I’d like to postpone fall (and cancel winter), I must admit that I too enjoy watching the leaves change to red and gold.  Once the leaves turn brown and brittle, scattered in crunching, windblown heaps on the sidewalk, I’m secretly (well, not anymore) delighted to live in New York City.  What a relief it is NOT to have a backyard, where I’d need to rake up all those piles of dead leaves, or else buy one of those ear splitting leaf-blowing contraptions.  Better to pay ridiculously high taxes in the Big Apple, enjoy the communal backyard of Central Park, and have municipal workers gather up the seasonal tree droppings.

     Of course, fall means Halloween. I have fond memories of pumpkin picking with Henry and my twins when they were little.  Many harvest moons ago, dressing my kids in Halloween costumes was a lot of fun, and nowadays welcoming trick-or-treaters—from the adorable to the outlandish—is still fun. Less enjoyable was buying all the candy, arguing with my kids over how many treats could be consumed in a single sitting, (and then trying to resist eating candy myself).  After going to the gym and nibbling scrawny salads every day, Halloween is a dieter’s nightmare (and a bonanza of business for dentists).
     Speaking of businesses, most people would agree that work slows down during the summer.  The frenzied, cut-throat competition to earn a living, grab a cab, make dinner reservations or find a parking spot evolves into a far more civilized way of life as hordes of affluent New Yorkers decamp to their second homes in the Hamptons or Connecticut as the temperature climbs.  For those of us who remain behind, the much-emptier city means that restaurants are glad to see us, finding a cab or parking on the street is no longer an exercise in futility (or aggression) the way it is during the fall and winter. Of course, some people, like my husband Henry, thrive on competition and the energy of New York after Labor Day.  For those type A’s, New York seems like a ghost town, depressing and lifeless during the summer.

     Not for me.  Why rush into the breakneck speed and pressure that is the very essence of autumn in New York City?  The fashion industry may have to show (and sell) spring designs in the fall, but right now magazines are telling us to buy gray—fall’s “hot, new color.” Now come on, how many of us are truly excited about wearing gray? As far as I can see,

hurrying into fall means welcoming dreary winter days which are just around the corner.  Unless you’re a devoted skier or a kid hoping school will close, you’re not hoping for snow. Who looks forward to slipping on icy streets or sloshing through sooty city slush?  I used to love to the adrenaline surge that went with rushing from one goal (or season) to the next.  But now that I’m older I realize that sprinting through the seasons at top speed only means I might arrive at the final finish line ahead of schedule. Frankly, I’d prefer a summer stroll.

Friday, September 12, 2014

Nest Traps

      Why are so many students “drifting through college without a clear sense of purpose” and moving back to the family nest without a job after graduation?  According to a new book, Aspiring Adults Adrift, colleges themselves are the main culprits.  Co-authors and sociologists Richard Arum and Josipa Roksa, argue that “colleges are disinvesting in faculty and investing in amenities.”  Instead of developing their students’ characters, the authors say four year universities are devoting their resources to attracting teenagers to their campuses. Colleges are functioning like businesses trying to bring in more clients. Too much money is spent on appealing to the client (student), and too little is spent on teaching these young adults the skills they’ll need in the outside world.  The authors’ thesis?  Colleges and universities are adrift like their students. Graduates leave with four years of happy memories (college was attractive, after all!) but no “clear way forward.”

     Richard Arum and Josipa Roksa reached this frightening conclusion after assessing a diverse group of nearly 1,000 recent graduates and evaluating their progress two years after finishing their undergraduate studies. Almost 25% of these young adults were still living at home, and nearly 75% were still receiving some money from mom and dad.  More than half of those surveyed said their lives lacked direction. (!) As for employment: 7% reported being unemployed; 12% said they worked part-time, and 30% were working full-time, but earning less than $30,000.  Half of those college graduates were  receiving less than $20,000 annually!
     As you’d expect, the media is enjoying  a feeding frenzy over these statistics. Even in Sunday’s New York Times, Frank Bruni couldn’t resist joining the debate (“Demanding More From College,” 9/7/14) over why so many young adults are adrift after graduation. Not that I blame him.  As the mother of 23 year old twins, I find myself inexorably drawn into the finding work after college discussion—depressing as I may find it.  While Max and Sarah are as different as night and day, neither of my twins has yet found full-time employment.

     It’s not surprising that my daughter on the autistic spectrum hasn’t found a job, despite overcoming the odds and graduating cum laude from Pace University with the class of 2014.   Making phone calls, sending out resumes and cover letters, and going on interviews are extreme challenges for a young adult with an autistic spectrum disorder.  And forget about networking!  Just explaining the concept of networking to Sarah would probably take at least an hour.  Even if she understood the nuances of networking, such subtle social maneuvers would be impossible for Sarah to implement.  Instead, Henry and I must network on her behalf—not an easy task even for proud and determined parents like us.   For the time being, Sarah lives in the family nest—albeit reluctantly. 

     Almost every day she tells me: “It’s not healthy for me to live here forever.”  Like any young woman, our daughter wants to “move on with her life” and live on her own or with her significant other.  It will probably take Sarah a few more years to master enough of the necessary life skills to live mostly independently. Sadly, she will probably always need some support and supervision.

     As for our son—a 2013 Vassar  graduate with a double major in film and English—Max has just officially moved out of the family nest this past week.  Although I’m proud to say he recently sold a film script, our son doesn’t have a full time job yet, nor is he earning a steady income.  From my perspective,  Max fits into the category of graduates with happy college memories but no bridge or spring board into the employment world.   Perhaps if he’d majored in economics, computer science or some other “practical” business-related field—pre-law, pre-med etc.— instead of pursuing a liberal arts degree, Max’s bank account would be more robust. 

     Do I wish he’d picked a different major?  Definitely not.  Bursting with talent as a writer, comedian and film maker, Max MUST chase his dream– even if that means running longer and harder, and receiving  less material satisfaction than some of his friends.  The world is a sadder, less interesting place without Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.  In order to attempt to fill their shoes, young people like Max should be encouraged to pursue liberal arts degrees, the better to learn and practice their crafts.  Like salmon swimming upstream, only a few of these college graduates will go on to make a living as artists. Could Vassar and other liberal arts colleges do a better job of preparing these “artsy” students for the real world?  Perhaps…but I believe the most important mission of any college or university is to stretch each student’s thinking and develop their analytical and communication skills by providing gifted professors along with diverse curriculum and student populations.  We need to educate moral, creative, thinking humans, not just worker drones. In all of these areas, I think Vassar did an excellent job.

     Frank Bruni, the New York Times writer who reviewed Aspiring Adults Adrift, believes that blaming colleges for inadequately preparing graduates to enter the work force avoids a broader and deeper discussion.  Along with the book’s authors, Bruni acknowledges additional worrisome survey data from outside the classroom: over 30% of college graduates read on-line or print newspapers “monthly or never,” and almost 40% discuss public affairs “monthly or never.”  For Bruni, this type of social and political disconnection is where the true problem lies.  He argues that too many college students stick with the same types of friends and interests they had in high school, rather than pursuing more diverse relationships and activities that can change their perspectives.  In other words, these students don’t grow into true adults because they don’t move out of their comfort zones to engage with others in the world who might offer new or challenging ideas.

      While Bruni  blames the students—in addition to the colleges—for not being sufficiently bold and adventurous in their social and educational pursuits,  I think there are other issues that hold back our young people.  Aside from the anemic economy, (at its worst when the surveys for Aspiring Adults Adrift were conducted), there are some obvious, rock bottom truths that are being conveniently overlooked.  Some students are smarter, more talented AND more ambitious than others, regardless of their economic circumstances.  And no one can argue that wealthier kids who graduate without student loans have more money and connections to help them succeed.  In essence, life is unfair. Not just in America, but (most especially) in the rest of the world.  Perhaps, as Bruni suggests, it is the job of all adults—young and old—to work on leveling the playing field for the betterment of everyone.

     Interestingly, Vassar College—Max’s (and my) alma mater—ranked first as the most economically diverse among top colleges rated in The New York Times’ “Measuring Colleges’ Success in Enrolling the Less Affluent” (9/9/14).  About 23% of Vassar’s freshmen in recent years have received federal Pell grants, indicating that they’re drawn from the bottom 40% of the income distribution.  After accounting for scholarships, the average annual cost of attending Vassar for lower-income students is about $6,000, most of which is covered by campus jobs and loans.  Vassar’s economic diversity—together with its race, gender and geographic diversity—enabled Max to meet a wide variety of people with whom he could exchange different ideas and world views. According to Frank Bruni, it would almost seem like my son hit the college jackpot—until you read the research that says individual colleges attended by upper middle class students have little effect on their eventual earnings.  (So far that’s true for Max).  However, the good news is that poor students do derive extra benefits from attending top colleges.  More good news is on the horizon.  Those colleges toward the bottom of The Times’ list all stated (perhaps out of shame?) that they were committed to improving economic diversity. (Side note to The Times: Check back with the stingy schools in a few years to see if they follow through). 

      The bad news?  In order to offer such generous financial aid, Vassar has “taken steps to hold down spending on faculty and staff.”  One of my son’s most inspiring professors was let go. The film department seems to be changing its focus from film making to film theory, (perhaps in an effort to cut costs?)  It remains to be seen whether these financial moves will be in the best long-term interests of college graduates at Vassar and other selective schools that opt to spend less on faculty and more on low income students.
     There’s more bad news about debating the morally proper mission for colleges. No matter how economically diverse a college becomes, or how much money it raises to hire and keep professors who challenge their students, college graduates with disabilities like my daughter have dim prospects in today’s job market.  Any discussion about whether colleges should do more to prepare neurotypical students for the job market MUST include the growing numbers of students with learning disabilities. Unless our society encourages and provides for young adults on the autistic spectrum—now an inescapable epidemic—my daughter and others like her will be much worse off than those “aspiring” or “adrift.”  We can’t allow generations of people on the autistic spectrum to be forever trapped in childhood, dependent on parents and taxpayers.  We must find ways to set all our children free.

Friday, September 5, 2014

Labor Day Lessons

     Better to take a short, affordable vacation than slog through the hot summer without any break, right?  Well…sort of.  Maybe Labor Day weekend wasn’t the best time for a nest escape.  Or perhaps Gurney’s Inn wasn’t the best place for Henry and me (though it had been fully booked by other people who probably loved it).  Upon checkout, we actually overheard one man asking for “the same room next year.”

     In the unlikely event that Henry and I return to Gurney’s Inn, we will definitely NOT request Room 533.  The first time I used the toilet—after 3 ½ hours of barely tolerable traffic—the flushometer came off in my hand!  Instead of going straight to the beach, we began our weekend vacation by waiting for the plumber.  After the toilet was working and we were ready to lounge by the ocean, Henry discovered that the in-room safe was broken too.  Finally, at 4:30 PM, when we arrived at the beach and asked for chairs and towels, the deck person on duty warned:  “We’re planning to close up the beach at 5:30 PM.”  (At a beach resort where it’s light until nearly 8PM?!)  No, neither a tsunami nor a hurricane was expected, no rationale at all was offered.  Somehow we managed to “relax” till 6 PM and left at our own pace.

     What else could go wrong?  You probably don’t want my whole list, but here it is anyway: the toilet broke again the first night, the credit card style keys stopped working, and the hair dryer never worked. Recharging our phone in the conveniently located electrical outlet above the dresser was not possible, because the outlet too was broken. Staying connected to the world meant perching my iphone on the back of the sofa and kneeling down on the floor where I could connect the short charger wire to  a working outlet.  Mysteriously, our Saturday massage appointments were not in the spa’s computer, despite the fact that they had a record of our Friday and Sunday reservations. I’d booked all three appointments at the same time and well in advance. Note to self: next time confirm massage reservations upon arrival. But who knows if that would have helped.
     Moving on from mechanical issues, on Friday night, the hostess at Gurney’s restaurant briskly informed us that “there was a 20 minute wait” for our 8:30 PM reservations.  No apology or explanation was offered.  I asked to speak to a manager, and Amir arrived to repeat the same bad news to us and all the other unfortunate folks waiting with 8:30 reservations.  “Nobody wants to sit outside because it’s chilly, so that’s why we’re behind.  We’ve lost 30% of our capacity,” he lamented.
     What happened to the words “I’m sorry”?  Never uttered. 

     “You’re from New York,” the manager stated instead.  “You know how restaurants work…”

     “I don’t make reservations at restaurants that don’t honor them,” I replied irritably.

     Our argument escalated. By the time Amir offered me a drink, I was threatening him with a bad review in this blog. “Go for it.” He challenged.  “I’ll give you my full name and you can Google me and see all the restaurants I’ve worked for in New York.” (!!) 

     Under normal circumstances, Henry and I would have walked out and gone to another restaurant. But on Labor Day weekend in the Hamptons, we couldn’t hope to eat before midnight in any restaurant without a reservation.

     After we sat down (earlier than expected because Amir wanted to get rid of me), we had a really nice waiter who brought me a delicious and much needed glass of red wine. The piano player was pretty good too.

     Gurney’s had its share of positive moments.  First and foremost, we had beautiful, sunny weather three out of four days.  Second, there were some Gurney’s employees who were truly caring and professional.  In addition to our handsome, charming young waiter (a twin), who reminded me a little of Max, there was Nancy at check-in. Nancy was so horrified by our plumbing problems that she insisted on buying us lunch the next day.  Similarly, the spa agreed to give us our couple’s massage on the house to atone for losing our Saturday reservations. 

     The spa services turned out to be wonderful.  My facial included a neck, hand and foot massage which left my skin soft and glowing, and the rest of me truly relaxed.  Our couple’s massage—a first for Henry and me—was also soothing to body and spirit.  Both masseuses knew how to give a good Swedish massage, kneading out the knotted muscles deeply enough to provide relief, but gently enough to avoid pain.

     I’m also happy to report that the traffic coming home on Monday was not nearly as terrible as I’d feared.  Following Henry’s strategy, we checked out early and managed to get home in 3 hours and 15 minutes—nowhere near the 5 ½ hour nightmare we’d suffered one Labor Day 25 years ago.
     As for other good news, Max arrived back in New York safely and went straight to his girlfriend’s house for the weekend, leaving our nest in pristine condition for our arrival home Monday afternoon.  Happily, Sarah also spent half the weekend with her boyfriend and the other half with friends, texting us each day in minute detail.  Our daughter on the autistic spectrum had survived 5 whole days—Thursday to Monday—without her parents! Hooray for both kids allowing us to leave the nest without any crisis that could have forced us to abort our getaway.  Maybe if we continue to let go of our twins, they’ll each find different ways to grow up.

     Best of all, we had the joy of hearing Sarah sing the national anthem at Pace University’s freshman convocation.  For the first time in her life, Sarah had an audience of hundreds of students in the gymnasium and (simulcast) in the theater. As I looked around the audience at the variety of young faces—curious and hopeful, bored and bewildered—waiting to begin an exciting four year journey, I couldn’t help but feel grateful that both of my twins had managed to learn, grow and graduate from college.  It didn’t matter that most people in the audience weren’t really listening to Sarah singing, anxious as they must have been to hear welcoming words and advice from the speakers.  And it certainly didn’t matter to the freshman whether Sarah sang every note perfectly.
     What did matter—and always will—is that Sarah was up on that college stage because she has the courage and commitment to reach for goals that so many believed were beyond her grasp.  I'm proud to say that Sarah has already followed the advice given to the incoming freshman by the president of Pace University: Keep reaching for the stars and you’ll find yourself on top of the mountain.




Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Nest Getaway

    Could my husband Henry, our family tour guide and travel agent, plan one more exotic summer vacation for our WHOLE nuclear family? Not this year.  (See “Ottoman Odyssey,” 9/6/13 for last August’s adventure). 
     For one thing, it was impossible to predict when our son Max would finish his movie script and return from Los Angeles to New York.  So how could Henry know which weeks to plan a vacation?  Further, when Henry considered the European cities he’d previously skipped, he didn’t feel inspired. Prague, Budapest and Amsterdam might be lovely, but they didn’t excite my husband the way Istanbul, Paris and Florence had.  We thought about Israel, but then another war started.  Two Malaysian airplanes went down, and I started to feel even more nervous about flying.  Besides, a long airplane ride and ambitious sight-seeing tours wouldn’t be good for Henry’s aching back.  Why spend our frequent flyer miles and hotel points on an uncomfortable flight to a destination that didn’t quite make the cut?

     I had a better idea: “Why don’t the two of us go away for a romantic weekend over Labor Day?” I suggested.  “Skip the airplanes, the hassle, the schlepping, and just go to a resort?”

     “What about the kids?” Henry always wanted to include Max and Sarah because he spent far less time with them than I did.

     “Sarah will be with her boyfriend,” I replied. “Max will be with his girlfriend the way he is every weekend.” Like my kids, I wanted time alone with my significant other.

    “Aren’t you worried about leaving Sarah?”  Henry worried.  “We’ve never left her alone before.”

     I knew he was thinking of all the weekends in the past when our little girl on the autistic spectrum had no friends and nothing to do unless we included her in our activities. “It’s only a weekend,” I reminded him “Sarah now leaves us every weekend. She’s 23 and busy with her own life.”  (Back when she was a screaming, socially inappropriate six year old, we would have sold our souls to know that one day our daughter’s life would be filled with friends and romance.)

     “Every year we’ve taken these wonderful family vacations….” My husband’s tone was wistful.

     “And this year,” I pumped enthusiasm into my voice, “you and I will have a wonderful weekend away together.  We’ll walk on the beach, stare at the ocean, get massaged… ” My voice trailed off.  “What if Sarah’s friends are away?” Henry persisted. “What if her boyfriend is busy over the holiday weekend?” As usual, he zeroed in on the worst possible scenario.
     “That won’t happen.” I assured him. “I’ll make sure she has a plan before we make our reservations.”

     It was time for Henry to read the last chapter of Emptying The Nest, where the author explores opportunities for couples to reignite their relationship after their young adult children go out on their own. (See “Nest Negotiations, 8/15/14).

     “Think of all the money we’ll save because it’s just the two of us,” I pep talked.  “We can always plan a longer, more exciting vacation for another summer.  Your back will be better, and we can go sight-seeing from dawn till dusk.  Who knows? Maybe by then the world will be a little safer too.”

     “Where could we go?”  Henry was finally starting to waver.
     Age old butterflies stirred in my belly. I was making progress. “What about Gurney’s Inn or Lake Mohonk?”I suggested.  “They both have spas and enough activities even if the weather isn’t great.”

     After a short discussion over the pros and cons of beach vs. lake, we agreed on Gurney’s Inn at the beach in Montauk.  I was almost home free. My next hurdle was trying to convince Henry to add an extra day onto the weekend, so we could drive home Tuesday and avoid experiencing horrendous Labor Day traffic as the grand finale of our vacation. Ever the practical pessimist, Henry argued for waiting to see the weather forecast before investing in a potentially rainy day. 

     “Think how nice it would be just to sit on a lounge chair under an umbrella,” I urged, “while everyone else is in cars creeping along on that miserable two-lane highway.”
     “Maybe we should go back on Tuesday.” Henry decided, perhaps remembering how upset I can become in traffic.  “Maybe you should call and book an extra night.”

      Before I had a chance to extend our reservation, Sarah came home gushing with great news.  “Guess what?” She burst through our front door. “I’m going to sing the national anthem at Convocation for the freshman at Pace University. It’s a SOLO!” Her voice rose with excitement. “The dean also invited me to sing the alma mater with her up on stage.  I’m allowed to invite my friends and family.  You guys have to come.”
     “Of course.  Just tell us when.”  I smiled.  This was my reward for the Mother Wolf letter I’d written the dean in April—about not choosing Sarah to sing the national anthem at her graduation (See “Singing the National Anthem,” 5/2/14). I’d accused the school of failing to honor or include its autistic spectrum students outside the classroom, suggesting that the college wasn’t really committed to acting in the true spirit of diversity.  At the time I’d mistakenly thought Sarah had been rejected from a choral GROUP, when in fact only one singer had been chosen.  Obviously, Sarah had demonstrated enough singing talent (and my letter had been persuasive enough) to convince the dean to offer her another performance opportunity.

     “Tuesday, September 2nd,” Sarah read from the schedule.

     Uh oh, there goes our extra day at the beach. “What time?”  I prayed for the afternoon.

     “Eleven thirty in the morning.” She chirped.

     “We’ll be there.” I bravely tried to match my daughter’s smile.  As it so often worked out, my reward for being the ferocious mommy advocate also brought about my punishment. 

     Before our twins were born, Henry and I had once driven home from East Hampton on Labor Day, and it had taken over five hours instead of the usual three.  To say I became irritable and claustrophobic was an understatement.  (Has anyone ever heard of a passenger feeling road rage?) I vowed NEVER again to drive home from East Hampton on Labor Day. But Gurney’s Inn at Montauk is even further away from the city than East Hampton. On the other hand, how could I miss my daughter’s performance?

     I would have to break my travel oath or lose my weekend alone with Henry.  Whenever I plan a romantic getaway, something pops up that takes priority.  On our 25th anniversary, I’d booked a lovely room with lake views, but had to reschedule at the last minute because it conflicted with Max’s final performance in a comedy show at Vassar before his graduation.  How could I skip that last show either? Henry and I ended up celebrating our anniversary two weeks early on a chilly April weekend. (Brrr!) The good news: we were able to enjoy both events. The bad news?  On our 25th anniversary we settled for a small room, facing the mountains instead of the lake.

     That time we got stuck with the mountains, this time it would be the torturous, stand-still traffic.  Maybe I’d convince Henry to leave a day early instead?  At least we could avoid traffic one way.  Predictably, my husband wants to know the forecast first.  Probably, the weather wouldn’t  matter because other people had already booked Thursday of Labor Day weekend long ago,  preferring the possibility of  rain over the certainty of terrible traffic. 

     Nevertheless and no matter what, we have to enjoy our nest getaway and RELAX (even if that means bringing a portable potty or popping a sleeping pill on the way home).  Still, despite the inconvenience, Henry and I are looking forward to hearing Sarah sing the national anthem in front of Pace University, her alma mater. Just the way we weren’t willing to miss Max’s last comedy show at his college, we wouldn’t miss Sarah’s solo for the world.

     So much for prioritizing nest getaways! Sometimes I wonder if there’s a magnet hidden among the twigs and straw that pulls us all back home. Or does the nest suck us back in like a vacuum? Honestly, are parents EVER free from the gravitational pull of their children? And vice-versa? I wonder what it would feel like if the nest really emptied….